Conservatives:

building and using the ass whooping torture machine 5000

Liberals:

keeping said machine but turning it off followed by:

🍷clink! 🍷

There’s a thousand things I can say right now, but my tummy hurts and all I can think of is.

Brent, you’re a fuckin poopnose

I’m currently on doodie with the great tummy ache war

I drive da bus

…

This doesn’t change the fact that he’s still a disgusting sex pest and deadbeat dad.

Ah yes, just what I need

Two fucking dollars

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So these two admit it, they’re roundabout fascists.

no im going after him becos he hurt my feelings and said I cheated on quickbooks

“now that im no longer president of Syria I can spend my free time playing cities: skylines”

-Assad, Probably

born to shid, forced to wipe

Because adjectives are woke.

Jokes aside my speculation is similar to what has already been discussed here in the comments. They probably do that to sound grand, or intelligent or “worldly”. Either way it’s ridiculous.

Noooo not Tifa!!

I’ve always liked the design aesthetic of this rifle

You can thank counter strike source and the gmod Kermite pack for that

“Baseless accusations are not okay unless I do it”

Oh really?