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mad_asshatter@lemmy.world to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 months ago

Monkeys Aren't Real

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Monkeys Aren't Real

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  • Jhex@lemmy.world
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    monkeys actually get aggressive when they perceive injustice… hoarder monkey would likely get beat up

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    The other monkeys would beat the hoarder to death or very close to it.

    Those monkeys might be on to something there.

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    The scientists would study how the fuck the other monkeys didn’t gang up and kill the hoarder

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    “We” is carrying a lot of weight here. I sure as shit wouldn’t put a misanthrope on forbes. Would you? I think only other misanthropes do that

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      i don’t read forbes do they often have non-misanthropes on the cover

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