A feature-length documentary centered on First Lady Melania Trump is facing early box-office trouble, with multiple theaters across major U.S. cities reporting little to no ticket sales on opening night, despite an aggressive promotional push from President Donald Trump and a wide theatrical rollout. Social media posts and industry tracking data suggest the film, Melania, is struggling to attract audiences even before its nationwide expansion.
No one wants to see Money Laundering The Movie, fuck off
Hahaha get fucked. No one wants to see this vapid shit.
It was mostly a way to bribe Trump, right?
It’s just another way to do money laundering, but publicly.
The life and adventures of
Eva BraunMelania Trump apparently don’t interest the not-rich-and-famous. So much gold-digging, so little result…I look forward to Trump blaming Amazon and going after them, and then having wasted money on this.
I’m surprised he hasn’t tried to tariff domestic companies yet. Or states for that matter. Since he’s raping the constitution, why not the interstate commerce clause.
That’s not a stumble, that’s a fall down an open sewer.
Money paid to Melanie, Netflix writes “costs” to $75M, then writes off $75M in losses. This is another taxpayer funded effort.
Amazon, not Netflix but same same.
despite an aggressive promotional push from President Donald Trump
So he actually thought a movie about his “wife” would save his reputation? That’s rich.
No, it’s grift, AND distraction from THE EPSTEIN FILES, and his ongoing war on the United States of America.
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It was a bribe. It was never intended to be seen by anyone.
Pure, uncut, schadenfreude. You love to see it.
This was never about getting their money back at the box office, they payment was already made
What I worry is that giving it too much publicity will make the maga go to see it to “own the libs”. If no one talks about the box office bombing it will be forgotten and we will move on
https://boston.craigslist.org/gbs/evg/d/boston-attend-melania-documentary-free/7911560682.html
There was also on on Craigslist NOLA, but it seems to be gone.
Even if they’re fake, it’s still pretty damn funny. Suck it, fascists.
We all know it’s a bribe, that’s a given.
My question is, why do it this way?
It’s not like the tax code doesn’t give them multiple paths, so why do it this way?
My personal take is that Donnie wanted to do something to humiliate Melania. He knew she’d grab the money, but this way he can privately taunt her about her box office ‘success.’
Thoughts?
The biggest audience for Melania should be the one at her hanging
Stumbles is rather generous lol
