When I read the headline before seeing the chart I was going to guess when it falls out
At least the coffee (or more specifically caffeine) one is the halflife, not when it is all gone, so if you drink two cups of coffee you’ll have roughly one cup still in your system after 6 hours
I mean, yes this is a perfect shitpost, but it’s going to get downvoted to oblivion.
AI slop
fuck ai.
When you read the headline before seeing the chart were you going to guess when it falls out
Hgurs
Maybe it’s splitting hairs but THC does not stay in your body for a month. It get processed by your liver into the non-psychoactive THCOOH after a few hours. This is what stays in your system and it’s also what drug tests are testing for.
Alcohol also doesn’t stay in your body for 24 hours. A beer will be completely gone in two.
Whole list is bullshit.
Splitting hairs you say?
Well, the hair follicle test goes back for months of hair growth, so…






