there’s monsters under my bed
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can’t, sorry. i’m nestled in a very soft pillow fort in the break room at work rn
putting up a pillow siege camp rn you’re in shit
This is now bedposting
I am the monster but I’ll tuck you in and give you a smooch on the forehead anyway
i hope you enjoyed the entire tin of baked beans i spilt down the side of the bed
Suckin that bean juice out of the carpet while you sleep!
so that’s what that noise was
I’ll tuck you in so tight that you can’t wriggle but I’ll leave your toesies hanging just out from underneath the end of the blanket so the monsters can lick them while you’re sleeping
Guys, I think there’s liberals under my bed. Need someone to read aloud State and Revolution and tuck me in with my teddy bears.
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holy fuck a bear
A bear who has a monster under the bed and wants a bedtime story so they can hibernate, yeah! And where’s my hug? I thought you people loved bear hugs…
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