Just replace the teacher with a foreman and teach the children some actually useful skills like sewing sneakers.

We can introduce slogans and jingles for it as well. Run an ad campaign .Dont forget to tip your teacher

Trickle down economy if it actually worked

What did you think the apples were for?

This would have worked for us back in middle school where we bought candy off each other for money, then forward the cash to the teacher.

that would be bribery. they should be able to lobby teachers however.