So why did you join the army then? You wanted to be porky’s attack dog, and that’s what you are.
And God, they’re so unnecessarily sassy. They call themselves “masters” of debate and just retort with smug gifs or “sick burns” instead of arguing.
I’m confused. Is this a parody account and someone falling for it?
I wish someone had elected Dick Dangler to congress
I think so lmao
“Why did you pick the Marines over the other branches of the military like the Army or the Navy?” and watch their inner warcrime-committing baby-butchering crayon-eating self come out.
The Marines are completely antiquated. In the era of drone warfare, having an entire branch dedicated to amphibious assault is like having a branch just for cavalry. Merge that shit into the Navy. The Marines are kept alive solely by the notoriety of
D-Daythe Pacific Theater.D-Day was the Army. You think we would trust something that important to the Marines? They were all if the Pacific anyway.
Pacific theater… they were used by the Airforce to take every chunk of rock large enough to make an airstrip and fuel depot… no matter how many dead Marines it took.
Can you imagine being told you’re heading off to make the ultimate sacrifice by Nancy Mace though?
pretty good bit.
Oh yeah, Dick Dangler is back!
