(Try to be objective and not just put your own first name at the top! You wouldn’t want to tell your name to strangers on the internet, would you?)
Human McHumanface.
It was “Ea-nasir”, until that one guy ruined the name for the rest of us.
He used to throw killer parties with many jugs of beer and all the figs you can eat (which is usually about 4 until he starts threatening you to save some for others). Not sure how he makes so much in the copper shipper/receiver industry.
I don’t know how to objectively answer a subjective question.
Sorry i’m apparently super careless, i wrote the second part first lol. I’ll change it
My name is awesome but I would literally dox myself. I can’t tell anyone because I’m actually the only person that has it (except for 2 other people)
I’m actually the only person that has it (except for 2 other people)
Unless my math is wrong, 3 people with the same name doesn’t make you the only one. Make it make sense!
It is true except that it isn’t!
Yes but they don’t really count
The other 2 aren’t human-beings.
Rover!
Mr Fluffles?
damn now I wanna know.
Is it… Highlander?
Plz update when it’s down to two.
Okay, Uma!
Zod
I like Zod
Kneel before Zod!
That escalated quickly
🫣 😓
Zod should buy dinner first.
the Immortal
The Rune that Makes Shit Indestructible
Alexander and Benjamin for boys. Catherine and Elizabeth for girls.
Simply because those names have a lot of nicknames available.
Alexander and Catherine are both great, but so is Peter.
Liz, short for Lizard. “Liz? Is that short for Elizabeth?” “No….”
I love calling various Lizzies “Lizard.” And Sally is short for ‘Salamander.’ Bill is short for ‘Billiards,’ ¹ Leo is short for Leopard and maybe Lee is short for Leezard as well. Penny is short for Penguin.
That said, we do have a lot of funny animal first names.
- Arthur, Bjarni, Ursula and Orson all mean ‘bear.’
- Robin and Robyn
- Rudolph is a type of wolf
- Rana means “beautiful” until you go to a spanish speaking country, where it means ‘frog’
Seamus
Siemous
The best are like James and Mary. Names so common they help you blend in and commit crimes.
(Okay not actually my reasoning but I think common names are usually a good choice. Don’t need to be that special you get a unique name)
This can also have the opposite effect. There are a number of cases where the wrong person has been arrested simply for sharing a name with someone else that has a warrant for their arrest.
James and Mary are super neat and combine with every kind of surname. Maybe that’s why they’re so common??
They’re so common in America and Europe because religion mostly if I had to guess. Then from there people often use names from their family and it just kept growing.
You are correct, biblical names stick around because they are written down and people like familiar things.
Robert.
So much versatility. Rob, Robb, Robby, Robbie, Robert, Bob, Bobby, Bobbert…
James laughs at Robert
You can be James when you meet the king, Jimmy to your mates or jimbob when you want to be a tool. Jane if you want to be female, though not a lot of good songs about Jane. Like the band Janes’s addiction or Janey’s got a gun
Robert also has woman alternatives. Roberta, Bobbie, Robbie, Robby, Bobette…
I can not wait to meet Bobette, I feel like she could oulift and outdrink amule. And i want to marry her
Met a kid named Dragon. That’s my favorite name
Draco Malfoy
Cillian / Killian is a great name IMO.
but is it sillian or murderillian
“Kill Ian”
yah thats the right way, was curious about OP since they offered the different spellings.
Skip, Guy, Buddy and Frank
Jean-Claude
Tyyfyyynyy
Pronounced as if you’re pointing out some tie fighters on the horizon.
