Colonel Mustard, in the observatory with a pipe wrench.
Finally, a member of the military who didn’t break their oath.
Don’t care. I 'm running naked and drunk through the streets banging two pots together and shouting at the top of my lungs.
He killed himself, a brief moment of lucidity, no longer able to live with himself due to his sexually abusing minors. He decides to give a blow job to a shot gun, and paints the oval office with his fascist brains.
holy shit. i’m going to print this
I wanna put it on a bunch of t-shirts, my drummer does screenprinting so I’m gonna see if he’ll do some for our (eventual) shows.
He raped his own daughter.
He is one of the most revolting people in history, yes.
Like to see it roman style, the senate with a knife
Et tu Rand Paul?
Many suspected Luigi Mangioni, but it clearly was James Holden with Andúril through the loin in the Delta Quadrant; after the White-Gold Concordat yeeted him there.
We know who has motive.
Still fucking crazy that 40% still approve though
A groyper who bothered to shoot some cans in his backyard for practice first.
Musk in the bedroom with a robot
We’d never know who, too many suspects.
It was a hamburder
Mario on the golf course with mushrooms
He choked on a glass of water
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