sounds hot
Fuck, this is definitely Jessica.
but would the real Jessica do this?
Yup. Busted
🤫
the IRS might be listening
I want to autistic yap about literally anything that comes to my mind and then fall asleep in your lap
Ok deal, as long as I can fall asleep in your lap too!
So will you guys be like a pretzel or … ?
Unf pretzel, me daddy!!!
I mean… I’m yeah I guess, I just wanna fall sleep on someone’s lap. Maybe stroke my hair a bit?
I’m in a very committed relationship now, but there was a time when this response would have tempted me.
Removable laps
Are those like detachable penii?
i mean it bepends on the penii but sure
NGL as a dude this is what might fix male loneliness for most.
come get fixed
Oh I have a family but, I’m sure this would do most people well
As long as we stay off meta platforms lol
Come over to my place, we’ve got spicy cuddles and board games
misread “spicy noodles” 😅
I want this sofa, prolly that jumpsuit
sign me up
Not interested, but I’ll take a laydown on that couch pretty please. Looks cozy.
Always
This is exactly what i want please someone 🥺
it’s called sunbathing and it’s very comfy
