This is by far the most mouth-watering meatcentric board game ever created. As you move your bacon character along the path through Meatland you’ll have to navigate your way through areas like the Mustard Marsh, the Wiener Wasteland and the Sausage Sea. The first one to make it to the frying pan at the end of the trail wins. Includes gameboard with spinner, four game pieces with plastic stands, twenty-four game cards and alternate rules that turn the game into a gluttonous meat feast.
Wiener Wasteland is what I call my love life
This is just a texture pack of candyland
Even board games have DLC these days 😔
Of course the settler colonialism game always needs new frontiers.
My brain went in such a weird place on this: the whole idea of anthropomorphic food, meat or otherwise, wanting to be eaten is just bizarre. Sacrifice me to the human overlords please! That got me thinking, what could possibly be animating this bit of ex-pig? And it hit me: Trichinella. This is no piece of walking talking bacon, this is a goddamn parasite inhabiting the flesh of the dead trying to convince you to make yourself sick so it can carry out its life cycle.
You might enjoy a little game called Bugsnax in that case
goddamn parasite inhabiting the flesh of the dead trying to convince you to make yourself sick so it can carry out its life cycle.
as the title said “reddit as a boardgame”
they do it on stuff like frosted miniwheats too.
I do like how the method man sour patch kids adver-music video frames eating them as self-defense
I HAVE DISCOVERED THAT MR BACON HAS A WIFE AND KIDS AND IT’S SENDING ME LMAO
How does a bacon have kids, do the kids come from a different, younger pig but if that’s the case then how would they be relatedDo you think he fucks his bacon wife?
DO THEY CALL IT PORKING?!
I’m more interested in Vegan Alley existing in a world of antropomorphic meat.
The choking hazard warning is hilarious to me on this.
Do not eat Mr. Bacon
I hate carnists I hate carnists I hate carnists (etc)
i know we use “burger” as a signifier of america, but really the meat product that is truly american is the noble corn dog.
ground utility-graded cuts of pork dipped in gooey sugared cornmeal dough and deep fried in whatever on a stick.
frozen and packed into boxes for distribution where they are nuked in the microwave for consumption… generally next to a sad glob of ketchup you sort of twirl it into on a paper plate, sitting on a plastic chair at a patio table.
anybody could make a hamburger from stuff at the store, but it takes a very, very american industry to fabricate a corndog.
I once made a joke that if Fox News were a food product, it would be a corn dog. Not a freshly made one from a state fair, a frozen one from a big box store. The packaging would have a depiction of a state fair on it, though.
Uncle Hoss’ Country Style State Fair Blue Ribbon Corn Dogs. Made with Real Meat!
Manufactured by GloboChem Enterprises in Cincinnati OH.
The squares having different meat textures is so unappealing and not just because
You could scan those and make a nightmarish texture pack.
Oh that’s meat texture, I thought the tiles were supposed to be McDonald’s sauce packs. I guess the Mortadella is a bit of a giveaway but the others are barely recognizable.
😂
Mr Bacon’s Pig Adventure was right there, come on guys
It’s been in all 3 of KamSandwich’s Worst Board Game of All Time Tournaments.
I kind of love it lol
this is mainly kitsch and very funny
this is like haha funny gift for a relative close enough to get an 8 year old a birthday present but not close enough to know anything about their hobbies or interests
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