Oh I get the thing personally? Into my own two hands? … I can work with that.
Yes, but you get it once you’ve reached the frontline. Have fun!
If you manage to make my body even remotely battle-ready, I’ll fight just about every war for you.
Don’t be too cocky about that one. For example Russia has been throwing people at Ukraine who are little more than warm bodies to soak up bullets to protect their more valuable trained soldiers.
Yeah, well, if you get someone to physically carry me there, that might work, but at least I can cause some friction in your war effort. You also just gave a huge gun and I have no gun training so who knows what might happen.
Let’s work together, even! Think of what we could accomplish.
That’s right!
The US Constitution doesn’t guarantee food or health, but does mention a Well Regulated Militia!
Oh wait, how does handing out RPGs foster Well Regulated Militias again?
