YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO WORRY ABOUT STROKING YOHR CHIN IF YOU SPENT MORE TIME CRANKING YOUR HOG!
I have two hands.
TWO HANDS IS TWICE THE FUN.
You don’t use both hands?
GOBBLESS BIG HOSS
- YMCA 1962-1964
Reads username
Are you on crack?
Yeah, have some well masculined discipline and stop stroking
I can’t work out if this account is an AI bot or just someone with a vastly inflated sense of their own intelligence and sense of humour.
Wat
This is the only reasonable response to this post.
Do you happen to be an ancient Chinese war strategist? Zhuge Liang stroking his long beard while he walks around thinking about how to defeat the Wei Nation? That you?
Solution: Just do the classic “Empty City” trick, oldest trick in the book!
hair won’t grow out of scar tissue ever if that’s what you’re asking about
No, my beard hair is strong enough to resist that kind of abrasion.
