• TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    11 hours ago

    I would vote for any random stranger in a bunny costume over Trump.

    Also, I bet Trump insisted the bunny be shorter than him.

  • TwilitSky@lemmy.world
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    1 day ago

    Why do they keep using this heinous bunny costume?! It scares the kids and it wasn’t popular in years past.

  • humanspiral@lemmy.ca
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    1 day ago

    Corporate sent this picture, and would like you to find the delusional crackhead completely tangential to any biblical passage, but pretending to be close to Christianity, who wants to get close to your children.

    • fallaciousBasis@lemmy.world
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      17 hours ago

      So say you could convert Trump into light(photons) and somehow emit him from our planet into space.

      It’d take nearly 100,000 years for him to exit the galaxy.

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        10 hours ago

        Well, apparently we’ve been visited by aliens whonhave cracked FTL travel, maybe we could ask them for an assist?

    • bitjunkie@lemmy.world
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      1 day ago

      Straight into the sun. We can’t risk future humanity having to deal with whatever the clown show timeline equivalent of an Honored Matre invasion would look like.

      • notabot@piefed.social
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        1 day ago

        The delta-v required to move something from Earth’s orbit to the sun is pretty extreme. Whilst it’s a little less satisfying, may I suggest directly into the nearest active volcano as a more energetically managable solution? It has the advantahe of less engineering lead time too.

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          10 hours ago

          Fortunately, Trump’s mass - relatively, to, say, any payload we shoot into space - is quite small. So that delta V is actually achievable with relatively small amounts of fuel.