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restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago

Kidney transplant

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Kidney transplant

restingOface@quokk.au to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 day ago
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    Its a DNS issue. Its always DNS.

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    It was never your schedule to begin with. You were always keeping the kidney’s schedule.

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      You know what they say - all of us are just meat mechs being piloted by a pair of kidneys.

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        Ever notice that they say some really weird shit sometimes?

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          “On the internet, you can just make up quotes and nobody will ever check” - Albert Einstein

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    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Or the kidney was keeping his prostate’s schedule and is still getting used to not being hampered by one of those 🤷🏻

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    The other question… Why are you going to the bathroom a lot at night? That might be another issue you should look into.

    Yes I know it’s a old meme.

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Maybe Tim has an enlarged prostate 🤷🏻

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        Huh. I’ve never thought about this before, but as a question to all the folks with an enlarged prostate, do you get extra sensation back there?

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        Yeah and they should get that checked out…

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          Since it’s a very common problem that’s routinely looked for during general checkups of men over a certain age, odds are that he HAS gotten it checked out and is receiving treatment.

          Unless he’s in a politically backwards country like the US and isn’t rich and/or one of those people too stubborn to go to the doctor.

          Though I wouldn’t think that most people who would offer to donate a kidney (and have one healthy enough to be accepted) are very treatment averse…

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            True but also good to mention it if people didn’t know it was a common yet serious health condition

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              Most men know, but the idea of your doctor giving you the finger isn’t very appealing.

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                True except 1. That isn’t how they do it anymore these days 2. Given a choice of a finger up my butt or cancer, my answer will only be please use a lot of lube.

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              True 🤝🏼

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    I can’t believe they forgot to restore to factory default

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    Just wait until the anal retention team enters the conversation.

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