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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

Flock of cows

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Flock of cows

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • trem@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    A flork of cows? I hear, you have to license their works…

  • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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    I might be moving to Montana soon…

    • Onomatopoeia@lemmy.cafe
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      Gonna be a dental floss tycoon?

      • gigastasio@sh.itjust.works
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        That, or a mental toss flycoon.

    • iUseTc@sh.itjust.works
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      Going into dental floss business?

    • YaDownWitCPP@lemmy.world
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      Don’t worry, we’ll still keep in touch!

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