I’d be so pissed if I was a teacher. Ok, I’ve got to modify my lesson plan and somehow take 5 weeks out… sure, fine…whatever…NOW I’VE GOT TO PUT THEM BACK???
Nah, not that part. It’s fine. I’m used to that. Picture how squirrelly kids usually are at the end of the school year. Now imagine you tell them they are going to get the last month off. Now tell them just kidding.
Oh god… the carnage…
i was a “good” kid. when i ditched class, it was to hide in the music room and steal school instruments to learn how to play them. once, to go to the hot girl at school’s house during school to work on a biology class project and not make out despite the rumors i was such a clueless dork.
i would have started fires

Yeah, I would be too. Five damn weeks early? Who’s going to take care of my kid? I didn’t plan for this. (You know that’s what they’re thinking.)




