Apple: Yes thank you for that glorious catalogue of overpriced, overhyped, badly made, spying and extortionate products. Truly pioneers at ruining the electronics industry and the digital realm. Also, is this really the top achievement of your civilization? A greedy corporation? Dude, my people were pulling insurance scams and doing pyramid schemes 10000 years before you even had a country. You don’t see me being proud about it.
Apple: Yes thank you for that glorious catalogue of overpriced, overhyped, badly made, spying and extortionate products. Truly pioneers at ruining the electronics industry and the digital realm. Also, is this really the top achievement of your civilization? A greedy corporation? Dude, my people were pulling insurance scams and doing pyramid schemes 10000 years before you even had a country. You don’t see me being proud about it.
NBA: Nobody cares.
Sydney Sweeney: Who?