• AlJones@lemmy.world
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    13 hours ago

    “I should commit suicide” has been repeating over and over in my head for the last couple weeks. I feel like its my destiny. This isnt a joke, Im just drunk and cant talk to my therapist for a few weeks. Not that id trust the system to tell her that anyways. I love capitalism. I love capitalism. I love capitalism.

  • TranscendentalEmpire@lemmy.today
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    20 hours ago

    “once in a lifetime oaf”

    If you’re coming for my title, you better be ready to square up with the king.

    My clinic manager’s boss just came downstairs to just to come to my office to specifically remind me not to come in on Monday because it’s a holiday. I was totally coming in on Monday, and may have done the same thing the last few years on a few holidays.