She seems like someone who’d choose perjury

You know what? I think I’ll go tell him exactly that! Use the stupid for good. Not only because kids should have to use their own initiative to get addicted to drugs, but it’s also too much plastic and sugar.

And who supplied them with that outdated information? Could it be, could it be, could it possibly be Israel?🎶

Oh, NPR is saying as I type that the US also precisely bombed a clinic on the same side of the wall as the school, and “the Pentagon is investigating.”

Too bad the Pentagon didn’t do any fucking investigating BEFORE they started bombing.

Perfect! He’s got exactly the right gravitas!

Boy is this exactly the sort of “go down to that parking lot and hire a couple of ‘Mexicans’ (whatever country they really come from)” scenario that Trump is ruining in the US.

Should you live somewhere else, there’s probably unskilled day workers who would hold the other end for a pittance and a lunch, and skilled day workers who would be more expensive but would have the whole thing done by lunchtime if you’d just get out of the way, dinnertime if you help.

I say crack that box, and/or look online to find the instructions. If you know how to do what’s required, hire the cheap guy who will just do what you say. Still better than drunk friends who will argue with you. And he needs the money.

So, is it fresh from the factory and someone there is corrupt?

Or, since it obviously has to be shipped to all the places it’s used, did it “fall off the back of the truck” during one of those shipments?

Or, did someone at one of the places it was being used figure a way to purloin some and cover up the loss? Maybe when an area was down for other reasons?

We have the three acts of our movie! Who you want to star?

Probably traded up from an arms dealer who needed a lot of drugs

This seems like a really stupid use of the word “echoed.”

The similar response to COVID-19 mask mandates didn’t initiate a thing that happened decades earlier.

“Presaged” would be better, both timewise and because modern authorities should have seen it coming.

Oh, that’s a very good point!

Agents of S.H.I.E.L.D.

Orphan Black

Legends of Tomorrow

The Magicians

Her tears dried up faster than Gertrude’s.

Those are annual numbers.

TACO, so we’re looking at, what, a week?

She’s dry and has a blanket for body heat, prefers privacy, and now she has food (probably getting low on mousies after being trapped) and water and an exit if needed. You might crack that window rather than the door, put a box or board to hold it up and block extra air/rain. You’re refilling bowls and scooping the box so you’ll know if she’s gone.

Another reason to put effort into rallying and representing the true left rather than trying to appease the stupid right or lazy middle.

Gracious Majesty boops with retracted claws

Be very careful, boys (and others) have been killed by collapsing sand holes. No matter how fast their friends tried to dig them out. The sand is not just cutting off your air, and filling your mouth and nose if you try to inhale, it’s also a crushing weight on your lungs, much more than avalanche snow for instance. If you want to dig a hole deeper than your chest, do it in more-solid dirt, not sand.

Worse, those lemons aren’t fully ripe. Of course you’re adding sugar anyway but they’re going to be low on juice and possibly bitter, so be sure to taste before you ruin other ingredients. Storebought lemons are often dyed so you needn’t try for that look, but at least half of the skin should be a clear bright yellow. And they should twist off without a stem. Lemons ripen slowly, and they keep well on the tree, so you shouldn’t have a bunch like this unless a storm or something brings them down or a branch breaks.

Congratulations! Be sure to follow the rules about not raising your arms or lifting anything heavier than 5 pounds, and not showering until they say it’s okay. You don’t want to cause any extra internal or external scars, or get an infection.

Ah, thank you. As I said, I went in thinking shearing and noped out when I saw all the pelts. Not that I don’t realize death is part of the process, it was just a lot unexpectedly.

Awww, I hope he’s not afraid of doors anymore, but at least he’s got Pepper to protect him.