When you got off the plane did you just say “Trust me bro, I’m good no ebola here” when you departed the plane?

I travelled to Ebola affected countries in the past and no one checked me either back then. I don’t think there is a great way to check… But, they did give me a thermometer and a cellphone and told me to text my temperature to them everyday for three weeks. Got a free cell phone out of it.

I’m an atheist but if there were a god that wanted to send a clear message about the consequences of picking the most antichrist-like leader to run your country it would be this:

You vote antichrist, you get a plague.

It already happened once 🤷

And by “antichrist” I don’t mean the literal antichrist from the Bible. I mean, the person that’s most unlike Christ:

• Hates immigrants and the poor.
• Super racist (let’s just say he would never wash anyone’s feet if they weren’t Caucasian).
• Hoards wealth.
• Lies constantly.
• Cheated on all his wives. Has children from three!
• Intentionally spreads plague (e.g. COVID-19 spread first in Democratic strongholds/cities so he decided that was good for his chances at reelection and told people they didn’t need to wear masks or get vaccinated).
• Extremely vain. I don’t know if it’s possible to be more vain than Trump.

What’s the check other than presenting symptoms?

Isn’t the outbreak in DRC? Africa has different countries lol.

EDIT: nevermind.

Did you handle any dead bodies?