Rememer her weird pregancy photos? This was from the old snark group. Something is def off with her.
She loves taking her clothes off, getting in front of a camera and posting them. She does it under the guise of ‘normalizing’ bodies but it’s her kink.
She can say she is normalizing this but there is nothing normal about it!
Yes indeed!
How could I forget….”I am the gift” she’s fucking mental.
This is 1000% fetish content and no one will convince me otherwise.
She’s super preggo-baby delivery, mama’s milk fetishy. She’s a perv. And I’m with you; no one will convince me otherwise. She’s also a home-wrecking ho.
The home-wrecking must be part of her pathology. She’s sick of the partner she has and goes out hunting but won’t be happy to snag one without a partner. She wants someone who is already partnered up so she’s ‘winning’ something. Then once the romance and newness wanes she’s prowling around looking for a new thrill.
Prowling around the back of Food Basics looking for a married public sex partner.
Arching her back, tits up? This is 1000% fetish shit. No pregnant women pose like that 🤡
Also this “turkey on the dinner table” legs bent up and spread, arms tucked in like wings pose isn’t sexy at all, it’s hilarious!
Turkey on the dinner table. I can’t unsee it. 😆
Fucking mouth doesnt even close.
Does anyone else find M is very immature for her age… she is 20 and acts 14. All excited over a stuffie - very odd to me - her voice like a baby
I cringe all the time. She always seems so excited over babyish things. It’s okay to be a kid at heart of course but idk, but I guess she takes after her mom. I’m glad J never adopted that baby voice that M and likely L will always have and seems mature.
She’s another daughter that 🐦💩groomed into a Disney character.
I think NK plays a big role in this too.
Absolutely! I would say 14 is being generous.
I’ve always thought the same. Generational stuntedness.
Apple doesn’t fall far from the tree in that family.
Wearing Shame’s T-shirt must be comforting for 🐦
She definitely wears this to be ~quirky and absolutely does not follow or listen to Weird Al
She must miss him around the house.
so haggard yikes
I thought it was because it was the only thing that fit her??
Never saw cellulite my ass. Her own mother had a ton. What a lying fraud.
She was confined to her room as a child growing up. Never went to a beach or to a public pool. Definitely sheltered from a public change room. Never left the house period 🤣 She should be outraged Disney never had glitter stretch marks on any of their characters.
That was the story! She’s also blamed her pregnancies for her cellulite so who knows what’s true?
What a load of shit. I don’t think I’ve ever seen a woman without cellulite. This is an outrageous lie.
This seems like an outrageous lie. I mean…if she was doing 100s of squats a day she’d definitely see improvement.
What kind of a relationship does Bird actually have with her mom or the grandmother she gushes about. Something is off or it’s a lie like the hundreds of squats 🤨. I remember noticing cellulite on my legs for the first time. I was curious, it didn’t feel ugly or something to feel shame for. I asked my mom and older sister about it. My mom pinched her thigh showed me the bumps and said we all have it! She added that it was a hereditary thing and she’d always had it and we probably would to. That was that! If my mom and sister had it why not me too! 35 years later my cellulite has never been hidden and I’m not sure I’ve ever even had a negative thought about it. What is, is!
Egregious lying trash POS
Thanks for these gems today 🐦 you con artist. Definitely share your affiliate link and definitely don’t tell people to purchase straight from the source where they can get double the loyalty points today you greedy pig.
And if you watch true skin care “influencers”, they don’t rub the shit out of their face putting on skin care products!! Dumb twat!🙄
They also use those headbands correctly to protect their hair from water/product as well and don’t wear it as an accessory!! Her not even being able to use that correctly is bugging me so much lol
Def gonna use one of these for Reddit tomorrow haha
I maybe have to start a Segment called The Daily Fuck Face 😆 enjoy today’s above ^
Keep em coming ☺️🙏
Will do! In the meantime here are a couple of favorites of JH. I’m sure 🐦 would even appreciate 1 of them 😆
😂😂
She’s not cute.
She fits Cady’s Regina George theory, if you remove all her hair she’d look like a British man 😅
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Fabulous screen grabs!
She’s not even using that headband correctly!! She can’t do anything right
The face she makes knowing there are still people out there stupid enough to believe her bs.
![]Remember this outfit? I think this was during her denim era. It was summer 2023.
lmao yiiiiikes. i love seeing all the various personalities and styles she’s had over the years. it really shows her lack of substance, there is no core or self or originality to speak of. it’s normal for people’s style to evolve over time, but sarah’s style evolution is literally to just follow the most tacky fast-fashion trends. and always a few steps behind. this bitch is desperate to be cool but she is always late to the party, jumps on bandwagons once they’re already rolling out of town. it’s even more cringe as she has gets older… instead of gracefully embracing her age, she is reaching for younger and younger aesthetics and trends.
She thought she was Britney Spears if I’m not mistaken.
I believe you’re correct!
No lip filler since 2018. Sure, Sarah Nicole Landry, we believe you. #thebirdspapaya
It’s still her postpartum lip swelling!
This is hangover behavior or Maybe she just wants everyone to know she got banged all night long.
What’s even the point of this…what a looooser
But I thought she didn’t drink
Wow! She puts so much effort into hosting for her family. Ordered a Costco cake and then poured a bottle of gel frosting on it and threw in some toxic Dollarstore toys. When NK hosts they all just show up but it looks like NK brought the food.
wtf is this??
I couldn’t figure out what it is! It doesn’t look very appetizing to me!
Me either! massacred sweet potatoes? Or dates, they look big for dates 🤷♀️
Why did I think they were chicken wings on first glance 😂😂 then I zoomed in and realized they weren’t lol
You were close. It’s cake made to look like a chicken wing
I thought that too and then realized it must be some kind of dessert since it’s with the cake!
Nana kimi didn’t think she could handle the cake so had to bring backups?
I think Nana likes the glory! She’s the OG one-upper.
C is a fan of the 💅but won’t share 🐦’s collab about to drop.
This is all so embarrassing lol
Rapscallion date with C in Hamilton. I know that whipped feta anywhere
What is the point of posting a pic of food and not saying where you’re eating it? Does she just want people to know she’s out?
Yes I do think that she just wants people to know she’s out on a Friday night despite having kids. Plus I think she does it to throw breadcrumbs at us tbh.
She’s a fucking pick me. Just wants to show her audience how cool she is being out on a Friday night. Cool to me is having a cocktail with my 24, 20 & 18 year olds around the table on a Friday night playing games 🤷🏻♀️
My only question would be. Would any of these so called “friends” ever leave Toronto and actually put in any effort to hang with 🐦? It seems like she is always chasing them.
The carousel crotch shot is a tribute to the carousel of friend groups she goes through.
Yep! Rapscallion for sure
B&C back for another couples trip minus their baggage? 😉 Maybe Becci and her Beard will replace Shame and M this year.
She’s really pushing her friendship with AM (i assume that’s why she’s going), is this what it’s comes to? Lol
ETA: I just googled and Halifax pride is mid July 👀
there is something poetic about the idea of sarah and C launching their relationship in halifax. after all, it’s the city they travelled to together… with their spouses… who they were cheating on at the time. a love story for the ages!
July 2nd their 1 year anniversary of locking eyes on each other 😍
awww true, it can be an anniversary trip AND a relationship launch. sarah really is living the disney love story she’s always dreamed of!
Ya I saw that too! I thought the same thing about their friendship as well. Is it because 🐦’s relationships seem to have an expiry and AM is just the new one or is it “work”? Maybe when they are together they get more views and engagement 🤷♀️
I think AM will crawl up 🐦💩’s ass no matter what. And 🐦💩will take advantage of that just like the neighbour.
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They get more views because AM triggers the algorithm.
Is this the picture everyone was waiting for?
I hope not because I’ve already seen this one!
Me too 😆
I mentioned when I posted it on Reddit that it was shared with the mod team by a fellow user. We hadn’t seen it and said as much on the post. Didn’t intend to hype and disappoint!
Don’t worry about it! I think that was at the birthday party for the woman in The Beaches. Bird really thinks she’s connected and part of the ‘it’ crowd now.
Ya I’m confused.
Was this the picture?
Apparently 🤷♀️
So weird! It doesn’t look like she is physically shaking. It looks like she is quite enjoying her Disney vacation! You know the ones she couldn’t afford back then 🙄
She’s looking pretty comfy to me. That saygetsfit hashtag takes me out!
Must of been a nickname she gave herself and tried to make happen 😆 It obviously didn’t take.
Always lying. This is GOLD! Great work OP.
She loves that first photo because her fupa is basically non-existent and she looks like a size 10-below what she is. #onlybopowhenitbenefits
excellent hashtag!
Zoom in on the belly ring that looks like it was edited in or mostly out?! She’s such a looser.