The United States could take all the seafood Greenland could produce, and cut out the middleman, and keep it from China — and you could bring back all-you-can-eat shrimp at Red Lobster,”

The line between satire, onion and US administration thinking* is completely gone. No one can tell the difference anymore.

(* the term is very very loosely used here)

If the US attacks a Danish territory, NATO will get in. This administration will go down in history as the one that started World War III.

Drop dead