Fig. 1: The new Hermaphroditic Click Bug by Ream Co. One click for female, and two clicks for male. Fun for all ages.

~Limit two per customer.~

Cursed pez dispenser

“Bop it! Pull it! Spin it!”

Initiate docking procedure!

D. take screenshot

To activate your gender, push until the beetle clicks

Let’s do the timewarp again.

Sexing Beatles

Fig. 1. Method to determine the sex of the beetle.

DO NOT LICK BUG

Expand dong.

Click click boom

Pervert entomologist

First, pre-heat your oven to 350F.

Oviposit this