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So this is hilarious. He’s brain dead in the hospital and his wife was like, “So anyway… I’ve got this work trip coming up…”
Seeing as how McConnell is now a vegetable, my suggestion is we let our vegan comrades have him so they can eat the rich without violating their dietary principles.
at his age it’s probably only good for stew meat, so let’s call it vegan turtle soup
The recent heat wave was caused by the Gates of Hell opening to receive Mitch
Damn I thought I was the first one to steal that joke
Sources have revealed that before he succumbed to brain death, brother Mitch completely recited the Shadada and embraced the light of Islam, mashallah
Dying doing what he loved🫡
Filibustering death.
I want the Ghostbusters on standby to delete his soul the moment it leaves his body. The woke, female Ghostbusters of course.
Final stretch everyone! (You’re gonna outlive Mitch McConnell)
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