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You are now running OpenBSD. You have very few security vulnerabilities.
Looks like you have midichlorians. Have you recently traveled to any far-away galaxies?
No, so far this year I’ve stayed in the Milky Way.
Hmmm… I had thought pollen season was over for your species.
Perhaps this is due to an unusually cool, dry spring.Maybe you have a puffer fish up your ass
His name’s Kikiboba
Those are just… Pears.
Give them to your friends and family this holidayMy aunt already ate most of them. She’s asleep now.
I would only be worried about the bottom left. That one appears to be the pineapple pizza virus. It’s almost 100% lethal to Italians.
They’re supposed to stay inside of you. If you see/feel one coming out, just stuff it back in.
