Unexpected genius move - they scuttled the ships because Ukrainian drones can’t hit them under water.
Well. There aren’t exactly many exits to the Azov sea. And I doubt they all went up the Don.
So, My highly credible take is they probably went into the Black Sea.
This feels like it needs to be a drinking song.
28 tankers on the Azov tonight, 28 tankers at sea
You drone hit one more, now it’s on the sea floor
27 tankers on the Azov tonight…
I love it but I would edit to
28 tankers on the Azov tonight, 28 tankers at sea
A drone flies through the wheelhouse door, and now it’s on the sea floor!
27 tankers on the Azov tonight…
However it still needs work, as far as I am aware most of these ships haven’t actually been sunk.
The metaphor should be something more like “light a tanker on fire and the rest scatter like a cockroaches from a switched on light.”
Maybe…
28 tankers on the Azov tonight, 28 tankers at sea
Take one down, dronestrike the bridge, and now it’s nothing but flaming carnage!
27 tankers on the Azov tonight…
The wheelhouse furnishing business for commercial shipping is about to hit some intense bottlenecks.
I don’t imagine shipbuilders have planned supply chain structures with the idea that the bridge of a ship may be destroyed repeatedly throughout the lifetime of a ship…
There once was a ship that put to sea
The name of that ship was the Yevgeni
The drones struck hard, her bow dipped down
Blow up Magyar boys, blow.Soon may the droneswarm come
To blow them all to kingdom come
One day, when the fightin’ is done
We’ll take our sea and godeleted by creator
In addition the Ukrainian navy has ordered all civilian ships to stop broadcasting AIS. Combine that with the dark fleet seldom having AIS on in the area, the the entire North half of the Black Sea shows no ships at all on my various enterprise ship tracking systems. Eerie to see.
“under the sea, under the sea. Down where it’s wetter, down where it’s better you’ll find the fleet.”



