Hold on, I’m being told that if we kill a shit ton of people my treats will become cheap again.

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To cut costs, I have been eating bag after bag of precut iceberg lettuce. I crack that bag, dump in a whole bottle of creamy ranch and eat that shit as i cruise aimlessly in my Ford F250 that I have never used for hauling anything.

Its actually coming down in price thanks to deregulation.

Grow catnip. It’s free.

Cat grass

Don’t buy your treats, steal expropriate them. Problem solved.

consume less treats

Find someone who has no power to cause or fix this, then devote your entire existence to blindly hating them. Also, be sure to try and pressure the government into deregulating the treat industry more, it’ll uhh…it’ll help for sure.

Treatler dood, wat nou

I have a few treats in a bag right here but I only share if you can do a trick