I am a proponent for allowing responsible gun ownership.
But morons who use them like fashion accessories or as a substitute for a personality like that disgust me.
That gun on the left made me scared on his behalf. I know to treat it like it’s loaded, you do too, and so should he!
I used to be in the Army. I’ve slept with a rifle. You don’t do it like that.
This is just the plot of the game PolyArmory
(which btw, definitely check out its a fun free game and brilliant writing)
10/10 pun
That is one hilarious premise
Pressing a gun against my head every time I go to sleep, because I’m healthy and normal and not in any way regretting an entire lifetime of choices.
this is starting to sound like suicide. Idk if that was the intention but still.
as a lesbian, i always use my ass to make up for my lack of pussy
As a lesbian, I use my gock to make up for my lack of straps
Question, do you unload the gun when you fuck the barrel or is the possibility of getting your dick blown off part of the thrill. Asking for a friend.
Now I wonder why he has bed all to himself? It’s a complete mystery why a NiceGuy™ like him can’t find a partner. Yes, a total mystery that even Sherlock Holmes couldn’t work out!!! Mystery.
It’s a complete mystery why a NiceGuy™ like him can’t find a partner.
He’s clearly found some partners. He’s an ammosexual.
Maybe one of them will blow its load in him
The placement of the gun on the left makes this look like a problem that’ll solve itself.
Holy shit. Destroyed him! 😭
It’s not a flattering angle for that picture.
I can see straight up his mangina.
Ha.
Oh wow, a dick shaming joke…how devastating…
It’s not dick shaming. If anything, it’s identity shaming, since people like this tie their identities to their number of guns and the size of their penises.
Pointing out “no penis” is pointing out they have no identity of their own.
They used less penis as the criticism of the joke. It’s dick shaming.
GunDickJoke, entertaining and original, what a zinger
I disagree. And this is a hill I’ll die on.
“Dick small” isn’t body shaming. Because just like a gun, we all know it’s about how you use it.
C’mon I like guns I own 15 or so but this is commentary about a certain subset of gun owners we can all make fun of.
You present an interesting argument, like the Unibomber.
But my point is the first half of what I said.
Yeah! Took him down a peg!
He’s into that
