Not to mention his hypervelocity ejaculate would tear through Louis’ body like tissue paper.
Does it say anywhere that superman has a super-prostate equivalent organ? Maybe it just oozes out while in the act
Did not expect to read about super mpreg today
Seems off brand…
settle down, he’s not Hancock
It’s from Mallrats and it’s NONSENSE he has super control of his prostate just like everything else
I believe Mallrats was paraphrasing an essay by Larry Niven.
I don’t know for sure that Kevin Smith didn’t think of it independently, but he’s a fan of sci-fi and said essay had been republished in an anthology just a few years earlier.
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I was going to snark that Clark must’ve had SOME kind of biology classes but then I remembered he grew up on a farm in rural America. And THEN I remembered he grew up on a FARM, presumably surrounded by other farms, and must’ve at least seen some non-human mammal genitalia before. He has super intelligence, you guys.
How else do you stay on the g spot
i for one welcome whatever junk people happen to be packing, whether its nothing, penis, vagina, alien pincer thing, wind chimes, some combination, or whatever else they might have. if they get off with it and i find them hot then lets fucking go. there will be something we can do together.
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Doesn’t matter how hot I find somebody, ain’t no way any pincers getting near my genitals
what if theyre warm, soft, wet, and conformal pincers 👀
Yes, a dimension of endless pleasure, if you just let go of your prejudices.
Does he have a third eye?
Ai upscaling, maybe? I feel like I had this saved years ago and it looked fine
It’s by Stjepan Šejić who later worked on official DC comics.
Yes, I also remember it looking better.
Makes me realize that there’s at least some chance that one of their progeny might lean more Terran than Kryptonian and have no superpowers.
How much would that suck? “Yeah, I’m Josh Kent, my brother is Super boy, my sister is Super girl, our family pet is Krypto the super dog, and my dad is Superman, and I’m just Josh.”
i remember a shitty cartoon with a plot along those lines
norman normal or something like that
If our (dearly missed) friend Grimreaper/MightyMouse/PixelNomad is to be believed (and I’d trust his knowledge of Superman lore with my life), that’s a plot point in Superman & Lois, no?
(Also, he’s Kentnough.)
Don’t know about that, but it is an element of John Byrnes’ Superman/Batman Generations comics. Although there it’s because of exposure to gold kryptonite, not genetics.
Sounds like the setup for one of those ‘normal person saves the day’ plots, after the entire superman family has a kryptonite-laced thanksgiving dinner or something.
