screenshot of email
Subject: Your name is in the Epstein files
to me
Hi Elvis,
Apologies for the subject line. But in a sea of mails, this was the only way to grab your attention.
I am looking for a marketing role. My resume is attached. Please let me know if you are hiring.
Regards
You must log in or register to comment.
sell me this pen
If you buy this pen I’ll stop saying your name is in the Epstein files
If it works it works
Marketing background coming in handy I see
No resume needed, complete success
this is the firm handshake of the rawring 20s
regards
Hired.
It helps if the owner of the company’s name actually IS in the Epstein files.
Elvis?!
Job market is so fucked, there’s nothing to lose.
Just letting you know you forgot to redact your name
Luckily I stole this from the internet. I wish my name was Elvis, that would be awesome
