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Krudler@lemmy.world to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day ago

How do I sex a woman once she's naked?

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How do I sex a woman once she's naked?

Krudler@lemmy.world to Shitty Ask Lemmy@lemmy.mlEnglish · 1 day ago
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  • folaht@lemmy.ml
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    16 hours ago

    You tell her to take an MRI scan and determine if she really does have ovaries.

  • TrackinDaKraken@lemmy.world
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    Just keep doing this, she’ll point you in the right direction:


  • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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    It’s notoriously difficult to sex a chick.
    https://www.wikihow.com/Determine-the-Sex-of-a-Chicken

    • Commiejones@lemmygrad.ml
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      This is why I prefer color/sex linked crosses. Gold over silver makes golden girls.

    • Krudler@lemmy.worldOP
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      She’s a human woman lady though

  • lemmygarden@lemmy.today
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    Depends. How did you get her naked?

    • Krudler@lemmy.worldOP
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      She got naked on her own and then I was like what are you doing lady? But then we worked through that and now I need to know how to sex her

      • lemmygarden@lemmy.today
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        I think you’re supposed to laugh at her and point, then go play a video game.

  • Don Kiedyck@lemmy.world
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    Don’t worry. It’s never going to happen.

  • Commiejones@lemmygrad.ml
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    You should sex her good, if you do it bad she won’t be happy.

  • ∟⊔⊤∦∣≶@lemmy.nz
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    I don’t know, but the goal should be more than once

  • UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml
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    You have to communicate with your partner to determine what they want and need.

    • lemmygarden@lemmy.today
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      22 hours ago

      Lol funny joke

  • TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website
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    Ask her gently

    • TraipsersWill@lemmy.world
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      11 hours ago

      Patience, lube and a sense of humour.

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