lowk I have no idea what this is but I figured I’d post here
The ultimate war crimes machine, the precision was so bad it was terrible at targetting strategic objects, but amazing at terrorizing large civilian settlements!
The barrel of a gun being half of a suspension bridge certainly doesn’t inspire confidence in its accuracy.
A full one would have just been awkward though
The distance was so far that the Coriolis effect—the rotation of the Earth—was substantial enough to affect trajectory calculations.
That’s why it was so imprecise because everyone knows the world is a disk (on the back of four huge elephants standing on a giant turtle).
Where’s that turtle standing on?
He or she, scientists are not sure yet, swims through space
Another turtle. In fact, it’s turtles all the way down.
It’s no good, Professor James




