Are you a boiyoiyoiyoinggggg type, or a schproingggg type?
Mines a slide whistle slowly increasing in pitch
Does it do the down pitch when it goes flaccid?
That’s more like a balloon deflating
Lucky. I just get this
I’m more of a THX noise type.

I shouldn’t be laughing this hard at a joke this stupid…
Now imagining waking the whole neighbourhood up every morning (and sometimes in the dead middle of the night)
It’s all jokes until you hear the sound from your back yard.
For both your dicks?
I got the good ol slide whistle.
Hey! You stole that from my clown erotica!
Its legally distinct without a honk at the end.
Mine sounds like velcro ripping
I’ve read that deaf people are frequently horrified to learn that farts make a noise
Deaf people, don’t believe these lies.
Yes, farts smell. But they don’t make any real noise. Just keep on ripping them out!!
Oh right, they don’t even know what’s the inspiration for Mario’s jumping sound
Which they can’t hear, so the reference would be lost
Mine sounds as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Is that not normal?
We talked about this. Don’t jack off on live television
Was that on or onto? You know what, it’s not going to come up
That’s a funny way of saying you masterbate…
Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.
I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection
Sproinnggg
(Phallic Noises)
Giggity!
I watch with those subtitles, because sometimes I miss the sound cues.
“[soft thump behind the door]”
There was?
Also, I like the song lyrics because I don’t usually pay much attention to them in a movie, but they’re often somewhat relevant.
Of course it does ! With Nugenix ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DhEEo5S9fg
I’m not deaf. What?








