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ooli3@sopuli.xyzM to I'm going to Hell for this@sopuli.xyz · 14 days ago

3 second scare

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ooli3@sopuli.xyzM to I'm going to Hell for this@sopuli.xyz · 14 days ago
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  • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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    14 days ago

    Are you a boiyoiyoiyoinggggg type, or a schproingggg type?

    • Ghoelian@piefed.social
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      Mines a slide whistle slowly increasing in pitch

      • tacosanonymous@mander.xyz
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        13 days ago

        Does it do the down pitch when it goes flaccid?

        • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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          That’s more like a balloon deflating

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            13 days ago

      • Mog_fanatic@lemmy.world
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        13 days ago

        Lucky. I just get this

    • Old Jimmy Twodicks@sh.itjust.works
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      I’m more of a THX noise type.

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      • RustySharp@programming.dev
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        I shouldn’t be laughing this hard at a joke this stupid…

        Now imagining waking the whole neighbourhood up every morning (and sometimes in the dead middle of the night)

        • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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          It’s all jokes until you hear the sound from your back yard.

      • k0e3@lemmy.ca
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        For both your dicks?

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      I got the good ol slide whistle.

      • kryptonianCodeMonkey@lemmy.world
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        Hey! You stole that from my clown erotica!

        • Sabata@ani.social
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          12 days ago

          Its legally distinct without a honk at the end.

    • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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      13 days ago

      Mine sounds like velcro ripping

  • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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    I’ve read that deaf people are frequently horrified to learn that farts make a noise

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      Deaf people, don’t believe these lies.
      Yes, farts smell. But they don’t make any real noise. Just keep on ripping them out!!

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    Oh right, they don’t even know what’s the inspiration for Mario’s jumping sound

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      Which they can’t hear, so the reference would be lost

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    Mine sounds as if millions of voices suddenly cried out in terror and were suddenly silenced. Is that not normal?

    • SkaveRat@discuss.tchncs.de
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      We talked about this. Don’t jack off on live television

      • MinnesotaGoddam@lemmy.world
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        Was that on or onto? You know what, it’s not going to come up

    • beejboytyson@lemmy.world
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      That’s a funny way of saying you masterbate…

  • 😈MedicPig🐷BabySaver😈@lemmy.world
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    Fuck Reddit and Fuck Spez.

  • ThatGuy46475@lemmy.world
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    I’m sorry I can’t hear you over the sound of my giant throbbing erection

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    Sproinnggg

  • ToastedRavioli@midwest.social
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    (Phallic Noises)

  • BenLeMan@lemmy.world
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    Giggity!

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    I watch with those subtitles, because sometimes I miss the sound cues.

    “[soft thump behind the door]”

    There was?

    Also, I like the song lyrics because I don’t usually pay much attention to them in a movie, but they’re often somewhat relevant.

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    Of course it does ! With Nugenix ! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_DhEEo5S9fg

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    I’m not deaf. What?

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