I know he’s trying to call her a cheating whore and all but what he actually claimed is that she put another dude’s dick in his coffee.
Which, tbf, is worth breaking up over, regardless of how attached to its previous owner the dick was.
TIL people have different tastes in coffee than me.
Some like their coffee to be more filling.
Yeah, a penis would displace a ton of the coffee vs a regular stir stick.
His own dick in his coffee is fine though.
How else do you figure out whether it’s too hot for your mouth?
The Harambe roast
I don’t want ducks in my coffee either.
Foie gratte
But you are fine with your own dick in your coffee? OP seems to like it that way…
He doesn’t want other people’s dicks in his coffee, only in his ass
Damnit babe, this is the third time this week you’ve tried to serve me dick coffee.
🤷🏻 Seems reasonable…
I’m more worried about whoever got their dick in my hot coffee. You need medical attention, bruh.
Listen Dan, the sooner you admit you’re gay af the happier you’ll be.
Did you just assume his girlfriend’s gender?
