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Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netM to Cute@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago

Behold, the toilet cats await your tithe

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Behold, the toilet cats await your tithe

Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netM to Cute@hexbear.netEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Belly_Beanis [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    cue The Shining scene where blood flows out an elevator except it’s piss from a toilet

    • uSSRI [he/him]@hexbear.net
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      “Come piss with us, Danny. Forever. And ever. And ever…”

      • Johnny_Arson [she/her]@hexbear.net
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        We all float down here

    • chgxvjh [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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      trainspotting toilet

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    I know that tuxedo cat look. It’s “I’m going to sit somewhere unbelievably inconvenient until you feed me.” If you’re needing a third one, this one will be your new best friend in exchange for a handful of biscuits, and in fact you will never be rid of the little freeloader ever again.

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      Why is it so judgemental 😭

  • isame [he/him, any]@hexbear.net
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    What are they guarding? A speaker?

    • Dort_Owl [they/them, any]@hexbear.netOPM
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      Thats the fart speaker

  • average [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    Never seen mine sitting out on the toilet, but they do love to storm in to yell about me sitting on the toilet.

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      They gotta make sure you’re safe while you pee

      • average [he/him]@hexbear.net
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        “Don’t strain to much, dad. You’ll hurt yourself.”

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      My cat Wolfie, he’d push the door open and come in and watch me sit on the toilet, meow, then leave.

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        Sometimes my boy cat will come poop in solidarity with me cuz one of their litter boxes is in there.

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