• wtvr@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Only tangentially related but I have nowhere else to share this thought, but I recently turned 40. And I’ve noticed that all the “hot singles in your area” ads have magically switched into “hot singles who love older men in your area” and it hurts more than my achey knees

    Cries in old

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      1 year ago

      I get adverts for menstrual products, pregnancy tests, and trips to the Middle East. I’m a 29 year old gay dude, as far as I’m aware.

      The ads can hit wrong.

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        1 year ago

        Menstrual products, pregnancy tests, and trips to the middle east all walk into a bar…

        The bartender says: “what will you have?”

        They all answer in unison: “do you have any 29 year old gay dudes?”

        And that’s why they call them the aristocrats.

        I’ll be here all week, you’ve all been such a great audience.

  • 1eyepatch@lemmy.fmhy.ml
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    1 year ago

    While slowly raising the middle fing… nah tell her “thank you for your honesty” and pick up that sorry ass and keep looking till you meet someone who is into your age… “Yo I’m ya Sugar daddy”