This is the fake and lesbian content I look to greentext for.

Liking girls is gay

Green text that’s just regular guys being normal dudes is good vibes. The joke is that anon is not a nazi and also does not eat shit for fun. Expectations subverted.

It’s a great feeling when you realize that the person you like likes you back. Now you can both just relax and have fun together.

You are entering the best time of your entire life.

This frog doesn’t know how to autism correctly if he’s asking girls to prom.