Hey, nice cans
If you like my cans, you should check out my mugs
Wait hang on…
🤤 I bet you have an equally nice mug
You absolutely did, all you needed to do was use your noodle
Although she did chicken out.
Hey now, it just took a minute to work up a nice, hot, frothy lather…
(…and half a pepsi bottle, a sock and a gallon jug of Dawn dish soap. That helped too.)
absolutely gorgeous 😋
Well, now I’m conflicted. While i was originally making a pun on the type of noodles, if people missing my puns get me pics of a lovely woman’s soapy tits, it just encourages me to make more bad puns. What CAN i do about TIT? ;)
oh no worries, I got the pun - but since the idea was to encourage more bad puns via tiddyz this has all worked out.
Just a soupson
I totally failed to express how mad I was about this pun last night, so here’s belated angry soapy tiddy >:(
They’re pointing at me, accusatorially…and they can scold me like this anytime they choose 🤤
Send nood(le soup)s
Needs bean cans next time.
The worst part is I actively decided not to get bean soup because I thought the chicken noodle would be more iconic… sigh. Meme regrets are the most painful of all.
Don’t take my criticism as actual contribution. I was just making a low effort comment to pretend to be a part of your moment. It’s not valid critique on your memelord status.
Lmao oh no you’re good, I just got home and immediately realized the exact same thing.
Perfect, 11/10!
New hair color? And did the cans somehow get bigger since I last looked? The world is full of marvels, I’m telling ya.
Ever played Dig Dug? Its that but with tiddies.
(and hey, thanks for noticing! Not really new hair, just freshly redyed purple under super yellow lights. I usually let it fade to pastel then bleach and redye, cycle is about every 6-8 weeks. Sometimes I keep the bleach for a bit to let my hair recover before I dye, which is why I’m blonde in a few photos.)
:D Remind me to never eat soup at your house.
If you think this is bad, you don’t even wanna know what I did to the stew…
Actually, I would love to know with exact detail what you did with the stew
Actual footage of the last people to try the stew:
Ah, Death by stew stew
… Fuck that was good. And I’m too tired to think up a response and I’m out of meme photos so fuck you, here’s a pre-bed hole pic.
From soup to open bar, now that’s what I call a party!
You treat me so well. Im equally tongue tied. Or maybe thays juat the drool
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