• artifex@piefed.zip
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    60 minutes ago

    My boss works from home and has a baby who hates his work voice (by which I mean his normal voice), so lately our morning calls have involved 15 minutes of normal work followed by some baby screaming, followed by the next 10 or 15 minutes of him using a silly song-song voice to talk about tech metrics and whatnot. I like to reply with my patronizing voice.

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    43 minutes ago

    My white German Shepherd tries to herd us all into bed at night. She snaps she growls she barks. She has very strong opinions about what the pack should be doing when the sun goes down. She’s very sweet but she’s also very pushy.