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nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago

How I wanna die

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How I wanna die

nutbutter@discuss.tchncs.de to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 13 hours ago
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    44821

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    Doodles can’t have sex with noids tho.

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    My husband sent me this, but it had soapy titties instead.

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    Alright I hate to be this guy but not enough to keep quiet.

    What show are these thighs from?

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      Takarada Rikka from the show SSSS.Gridman animated by studio TRIGGER in 2018

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        Great thighs to die to.

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      Unrelated, but how can I watch a comment for when answers arrive?

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        -(o.o)- Best way I know is to reply or bookmark it and use that as a reminder to come back and check on it.

        I don’t think “watching” or “subscribing” are possible without a custom script

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    Men only want one thing and it’s disgusting:

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    It’s Lemmy so I feel compelled to ask… You want to die as Henry Cavill watching Kevin Costner get choked out by an anime chick?

    As Kevin Costner being choked out an anime chick while Henry Cavill watches?

    Or as an anime chick choking out Kevin Costner while Henry Cavill watches?

    • Herbal Gamer@sh.itjust.works
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      Yes

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        Yeah… I left the door open for that answer, should have realised someone would let themselves in.

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      I want to be the camera man

      • shads@leminal.space
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        Well of course you do. You little scamp.

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    The ol’ Xenia Onatopp

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      Onatopp?

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      Xenia was an awakening for pubescent heho.

      The epitome of sexy.

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      Young me was so… Intrigued but this scene.

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        And the yacht…

        And the bathhouse…

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        Finnish Hymn!!

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    God that scene pissed me off. Superbutt could have just breathed out and altered the course just enough but nooooo. No one would have even noticed. What a dumbass. Too dumb to live.

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      It’s the whole “loss creates heroes” troupe and yeah it’s exhausting.

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        The type of loss is important. The original version was Pa Kent dying from a heart attack or stroke or similar.

        This teaches Clark the important lesson that despite all his power, there are people he cannot save. He decides to try anyway.

        That scene teaches the exact opposite lesson. That having the power to save someone doesn’t mean you should.

        Later in the movie Superman kills thousands of people in order to murder one guy.

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          Libertarian Superman lives in a doomed universe for a reason.

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            But he first revealed himself to the military and got their approval, so it’s all okay.

            You know, instead of being seen day in and out saving people from the everyday dangers of living in a city. Gaining a groundswell of acceptance as the elite “Lex Luthor” plot his destruction.

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