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Mustachius_Grumpius to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 21 天前

walking straight is hard

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walking straight is hard

Mustachius_Grumpius to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 21 天前
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  • StabbingSky@lemmy.zip
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    I was friends with a guy in college who legitimately had a footlong. He couldn’t get laid because girls would see it and say, “that’s not going in me.”

    But, luckily one of my friends from another group was a masochist, so it was a match made in heaven.

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      Knew girl who stop being with a guy because his dick was too big. Said it tore her pussy and caused her to bleed so she said never again.

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          Subway reading

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    People should also understand there’s as big a difference in vagina sizes as penises, including growers vs. showers and natural lubricant produced.

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      Need me a grower pussy

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