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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Dad Jokes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 2 days ago
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  • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz
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    That took me far too long to get…

    • oppy1984@lemdro.id
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      I read it, several times, I didn’t get it, had to read it out loud to finally get it.

      • froh42@lemmy.world
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        Can you explain for us non native speakers?

        • ArcaneGadget@nord.pub
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          “Is it for a clock?” Sounds like: “Is it four o’clock?”

          • Valmond@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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            Groan

      • DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca
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        For and four are homophones. Read it out loud.

    • Scrambled Eggs @lazysoci.al
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      Same. It was slightly embarrassing.

      • StumblingWasabi@lemmy.today
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        Took me waayy to long.

    • 🌞 Alexander Daychilde 🌞@lemmy.world
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      I’m glad for all the other comments so I know either I’m not quite as stupid as I thought or everyone else is, too. :D

      • LastYearsIrritant@sopuli.xyz
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        Why not both?

  • TrackenDaKracken@lemmy.world
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    Just tell Data to chime every hour on the hour.

    • The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.worldOP
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      That’s easy. Setting an unhealthy number of alarms is how I treat my android today.

    • WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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      Everyone’s using their phone to tell time these days.

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