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night_petal@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago

My Private Key

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My Private Key

night_petal@lemmy.zip to Programmer Humor@lemmy.ml · 7 days ago
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cross-posted from: https://lemmy.zip/post/73641867

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  • davel [he/him]@lemmy.ml
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    7 days ago

    Amazing, that’s the same private key I have on my luggage!

    • Evil_Shrubbery
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  • sudoMakeUser@sh.itjust.works
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    Ah shit, who leaked my private key?

    • thisfro@slrpnk.net
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      7 days ago

      Hey, this is my private key!

      • night_petal@lemmy.zipOP
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        7 days ago

        Joke’s on you, mine is 5.

  • night_petal@lemmy.zipOP
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    7 days ago

    Oh look. cm0002 attempted to steal this within seconds because I posted here. It’s sad, really.

    • ramble81@lemmy.zip
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      Sounds like you need a better private key.

      • night_petal@lemmy.zipOP
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        Nonsense. Mine is 09, much better than 4.

  • Tabitha ☢️[she/her]@hexbear.net
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    int getRandomNumber()
    {
        return 4; // chosen by fair dice roll.
                  // guaranteed to be random.
    }
    
  • Melllvar@startrek.website
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    That’s amazing, I’ve got the same combination on my luggage!

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