Huh. Never heard of this brand before in my life. A little research leads me to believe that the popularity claim (“one in four US households”) is really just an old unsubstantiated quote from a company vice president. Further research tells me that this company isn’t even in the top 20 milk producing companies in the USA.

No milk shortage is looming.

Perverts with access to an all-powerful AI is the premise of the unpublished short sci-fi novel, “The Metamorphosis of Prime Intellect” by Roger Williams. So it’s not like no one could have predicted how AI image generators would be used.

Be warned that this story has graphic depictions of deviant sex and gruesome violence, to a disturbing degree at points. But I argue that it’s not gratuitous; it’s the logical conclusion of Rule 34 being applied to the situation. Even so, you don’t want to read this if you are sensitive to themes like rape, murder, incest or abuse.

Baked green apples with cinnamon. Silver dollar cornbread pancakes. Thick, steaming pea soup with hot dog chunks.

Now I’m hungry and I miss my grandma :(

“It is difficult to get a man to understand something when his salary depends upon his not understanding it.”

“I’m not gay, I’m overworked.”

-That guy

He’s capable of functioning for extended periods in a vacuum… or in anything else.

Should be a pucker of assholes.

I find it interesting how “the promotion” is an end in itself. No context, no details, just “the promotion”. And you didn’t get it! Tsk, tsk, tsk.

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I wonder what a Ferengi End-User License Agreement says.

There’s no plausible deniability with oil down the drain. The landlord would just bill you for the damage.

This looks uncomfortable and humiliating. Now if they were to make it in the form of a suppository…

Last week I tipped a friend off about an upcoming job opening that would have us living in the same town. The boss sees their resume tomorrow.

O Mighty Potato, grant me this boon.

Sending my pots and thrayers 👏

Two squiggles for strikethrough; one squiggle for _subscript; and no squiggle for you!

Little Johnny took a drink but now will drink no more

For what he thought was H2O was H2SO4

I’d rather be guilty of that than of being the ones who rejected them.