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ooli3@sopuli.xyzM to I'm going to Hell for this@sopuli.xyz · 5 days ago

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ooli3@sopuli.xyzM to I'm going to Hell for this@sopuli.xyz · 5 days ago
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  • LeftReddit2@lemmy.world
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    Femcels who hate men and incels who hate women should just fuck each other.

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      They can’t by definition, but they can go fuck themselves

      • LeftReddit2@lemmy.world
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        They can’t do that either because every ‘cel’ worth their salt hates themselves as well.

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    Am I the only one that finds this kind of bitterness and dehumanization just really fucking sad…?

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      I think that in the right context it’s funny. If people are serious when making these statements, the. No, not funny.

      This community may not be for you if this is something you really don’t enjoy.

    • TankovayaDiviziya@lemmy.world
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      To be honest, I find gender wars to be the stupidest thing to even “war” about. I’m just glad I’ve been taught that both men and women can be dicks and cunts, respectively. Gender wars isn’t even a thing when i was growing up.

      Blame social media for dividing a wedge and bringing up the least salient points between the two sexes. Algorithm needs to be regulated.

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      Yes, we are all aware that characterizing a person solely by their genitalia is both reductive and crude, but for the purposes of this joke you could choose to see it as funny instead of sad and perhaps use it as an opportunity to reflect on how to improve your outlook on life through humor.

    • Malica@lemmy.zip
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      I find it infuriating personally

    • minorkeys@sh.itjust.works
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      No, but we don’t shout as loudly as they do.

    • winkly@lemmy.world
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      I’m going to hell for this

  • CrimeIsLegalNow@ani.social
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    The biggest benefit to a human partner is the self cleaning process (some of them are better at this than others)

    • SkyezOpen@lemmy.world
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      Every time I finish on my wife she says “do y’all wipe down your wives or do you let em crust?” while I’m looking for a shirt/towel.

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    I’m polite and if you give me enough caffeine, I also vibrate. 😤

    • Aqarius@lemmy.world
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      Keep me away from caffeine long enough, believe it or not, also vibrate!

  • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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    And then they fucked, each one trying to make the other scream louder each turn.

    • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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      best ending

      • qyron@sopuli.xyz
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        Mother Nature got the formula right, poets embelished the description of it but I still wonder why people don’t spend more time fucking instead of fucking with each other.

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    Bit of a self burn really

    • ceenote@lemmy.world
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      Girl can’t even get a dude aroused enough to make him vibrate

  • als@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Everyone here’s an asshole

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      Isn’t that the point?

      • explodicle@sh.itjust.works
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        Hell is other people

    • baines@lemmy.cafe
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      i feel like anything said in response that isnt an escalation gets a pass

      the moral ground in an argument is silly

  • 𝕲𝖑𝖎𝖙𝖈𝖍🔻𝕯𝖃 (he/him)@lemmy.world
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    I was going to downvote this trash before I noticed what community this is.

  • [object Object]@lemmy.world
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    “Wet sock you gotta talk to afterwards”

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    Why isn’t she in the kitchen?

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      Cause the guy isn’t in the shed.

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      god i hope this is a bit. there ain’t no WAY “buh buh women kitchen” guy still exists unironically, right?

      …right?

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        I’m mostly amazed anybody thinks it’s serious.

        • TachyonTele_Esq@piefed.social
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          Exactly. We’re in “I’m going to hell for this” and people miss the joke? Ugh

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      This isn’t even a good joke

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