Lesbians eat what??
So do straight men \s
“What do you mean I’m adopted?”
I never saw a human lick themself there before!
Someone broke into the new bag of cat food? Who would do such a thing‽
When your cat daughter tells you shes getting married to a werewolf and also werewolves are real and also the werewolf is racist (i swear this comment is for someone)
“You’re going out dressed in that?!?”
“Gasp! How much did you see?”
getting Skeletor vibes.
How Unpleasant It Is To See You, You Sniveling Coward!
Some random beardo on the wharf, speaking with a pencil in his mouth: “That’sh a tiger shark.”
Me, a seasoned New England fisherman showing off the shark I’ve caught and that the mayor assures is the one that ate that poor Kitner boy:
The moment before I sneezed.
You mean to tell me that I’m not supposed to snort black tar heroin?
