ATLANTA—Touting the item as a must-have for seasonal lawn decoration enthusiasts, Home Depot confirmed Thursday that it had begun sales of a new 12-foot-tall baby Jesus skeleton just in time for the holidays. “As He towers above the Nativity scene, sometimes clutching a shepherd or wise man in His giant Christ Child…
    • Kata1yst@kbin.social
      71·
      9 months ago

      Damn it, I really wanted my sacrilege fully pre-assembled.

      Hopefully they have a set of fucking useless piece of shit contractors who can waste my goddamn time for months and go over budget.

      • Alteon@lemmy.worldEnglish
        6·
        9 months ago

        My brother in Christ, you can pick up a hammer and saw at the same facility and do it yourself in a fraction of the time and money. YouTube will show you the way.