• BeamBrain [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    11 months ago

    Cut to: Operating Room

    Anesthesiologist: “The patient is under. You can begin.”
    Surgeon: “Good. Remind me, about how long until it wears off? If we hit a snag, I want to know whether I have time to keep going or if we need to sew them up and try again later.”
    Anesthesiologist: “Time is a bourgeois construct, you fucking reactionary.”