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Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlM to shitposting@lemmygrad.mlEnglish · 1 year ago

Me when I see Giant Squid

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Me when I see Giant Squid

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Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlM to shitposting@lemmygrad.mlEnglish · 1 year ago
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  • BenEarlDaMarxist@lemmygrad.ml
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    Lovecraftian horror: WITNESS MORTAL! I AM A HORRIFYING BEING BEYOND COMPREHENSION!

    Me: …

    Lovecraftian horror: WHY AREN’T YOU QUIVERING IN YOUR BOOTS?!

    Me: Man what the fuck am I even looking at?

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      Lovecraft favourite word was “unspeakable”. Also, after seeing the true horrors of capitalism, big squid isn’t anything significant.

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        “I’ve seen comprehensible horrors far more terrifying than your confusing existence will ever impact me.”

        • You probably

        Edit: In all seriousness, fair, capitalism’s crimes are basically just, crimes against humanity, the show, to the point that any horror you can think of seem like a joke compared to what capitalism and their cronies are willing to commit in order to survive and generate a profit.

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          Speakable horrors.

  • muddi [he/him]@hexbear.net
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    One time someone said something and I misheard them, so the sentence sounded ungrammatical and nonsensical to me, like something beyond my conventional understanding of the world thus far. I instantly lost my sanity

  • Nakoichi [they/them]@hexbear.net
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    or just regular squid. Those things are freaky

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      Mmmm Calamari, yum.

      I don’t care how freaky it looks if it tastes good.

      Bigger squid = More Calamari

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    I’ve seen enough hentai to know where this is going.

    • Kirbywithwhip1987@lemmygrad.mlOPM
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      Wtf is that?

  • Rasm653u [He/him] @lemmygrad.ml
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    Just wait until you see a colossal squid

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      Is it bigger than Giant? Since the current maximum length for Giant Squid is 18 meters, I say current since the older they are, the more deeper they live, which means that we possibly saw not fully grown ones on the surface and they could be even larger…

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        When you say “bigger”, are you referring to mass or length?

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          Bigger in length, for example T-Rex is the heaviest dinosaur theropod while Spinosaurus and Giganotosaurus are bigger i.e taller and longer.

          Bigger in size.

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        But to answer your question, the colossal squid is more massive (heavier) than the giant squid

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